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The faculty frankly don't care. They think campus security are just low wage rent-a-cops. For all their posturing, it is hard to find someone who despises low-wage and lower-class people more than a college professor.

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Don't you mean Michael "Jonah" Packard?

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Sort of like people that get hit in the head and when they wake up they can play the piano. Have him in another car crash he can probably fly a Boeing 747.

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"Those who violate the recreational burn ban may be subject to a fire code citation and a $500 fine"

Which is why urban campers just laugh at your regulations.

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I'd be curious if the online shoppers ended up with shorter product expiration periods than brick and mortar shoppers. I know when I buy a product, the first thing I look for is the expiration date, and I select the item with the longest remaining shelf life. When I go to pick up the groc…

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Welcome to a Progressive Utopia where everything is free ... for some.

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This is why we need Eddie Eagle. Every elementary school should teach this curriculum.

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But at 16, his brain wasn't fully developed. Based on Oregon law, he will be incarcerated in McClaren bad boys home until he is 25. Looks like he just aged out.

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What's the difference between unloading a truckload of babies and unloading a truckload of bowling balls?